Rebate Checks
(I did not originate this profound statement)
As you may have heard, the Bush Administration said each of us would get a rebate check to stimulate the economy.
If we spend that money at Wal-Mart , all the money will go to China
If we spend it on gasoline it will go to the Arabs,
if we purchase a computer it will go to India ,
if we purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala,
if we purchase a good car it will go to Japan ,
if we purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan and none of it will help the American economy.
We need to keep that money here in America
The only way to keep that money here at home is to spend it on beer, prostitutes, or at yard sales,
since those are the only businesses still in the United States.
As you may have heard, the Bush Administration said each of us would get a rebate check to stimulate the economy.
If we spend that money at Wal-Mart , all the money will go to China
If we spend it on gasoline it will go to the Arabs,
if we purchase a computer it will go to India ,
if we purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala,
if we purchase a good car it will go to Japan ,
if we purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan and none of it will help the American economy.
We need to keep that money here in America
The only way to keep that money here at home is to spend it on beer, prostitutes, or at yard sales,
since those are the only businesses still in the United States.
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Comment by Shirley on April 18, 2008 at 12:53pm - LOL!!! You're too funny!!
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Comment by Erin Kreuger on April 18, 2008 at 12:09pm -
oh and don't forget...
duck hunter
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Comment by Erin Kreuger on April 18, 2008 at 12:08pm
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i was off, but close.
I thought of:
the first and last letter of husband backwards... 'cuz that makes it easy... or not...
dumb hubby
d*ck happy
dorky hobby
damn hard
dear hamster
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Comment by Jennifer Grant on April 18, 2008 at 11:47am - Darling Husband when they are good and DAMN husband when they aren't treating us like the QUEENS that we are!!
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Comment by Erin Kreuger on April 18, 2008 at 11:42am
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oops, dh...df... what is the diff, right? hahaha
how in the heck is DH husband?
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Comment by Jennifer Grant on April 18, 2008 at 11:36am
- Rolling on the floor (laughing) peeing in my pants :0) DH is husband--not sure about DF--we could have some fun figuring it out though! :0)
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Comment by Erin Kreuger on April 18, 2008 at 10:17am
- I am not so smart on the abbreviations... what is ROTF? and by the way, what is a DF? I think it is a husband, but not sure...
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Comment by Shirley on April 18, 2008 at 10:13am
- ROTF PIMP!!!
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Comment by Jennifer Grant on April 18, 2008 at 7:12am
- Oh my heck that is funny and oh, so true!!
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